radmarco:

I’m really good at this elevator

I’m already on level 15

valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read